Journalist: How about this weather?
Lady driving: I have had it with the snow. Can we get decent weather already? Please, no more shoveling.
God: Beg you accept my apologies for the inconvenience. It will stop very soon. Or will it?
Journalist: Are you coming back from a ski excursion?
Family in a car: Yes. We like the snow there, but not in our home town. Enough is enough. We need this to stop.
God: My bad. Next time, I will make sure it only snows where it is convenient for everyone. Your feedback is very important for me. Please rate this response in the 1-5 scale, 5 being the best. I will appreciate it if you could give me a 5.
Journalist: Enough snow for you?
Lady attempting to walk on the sidewalk: Yes. This is enough. It was fun for a while, but not anymore. This is definitely not fun anymore.
God: But you looked so excited when I made it snow the first time this season! What did I do wrong? Too much for too long? I am so sorry. I am pretty bad at knowing when to say enough. But don't worry. I shall make it up to you in the summer.
No comments:
Post a Comment